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Mark Snyder "I'd like to open up and do all the things that have given me problems as a defensive coach," Snyder said. �Open that thing up, run the shotgun offenses they have at Ohio State and create all those problems for defenses.

"Also, I'd like to hit this area a little bit more, the West Virginia area. I don't think our recruiting will change much."

Marshall Interim President Micheal Farrell
"It's very important we send a message to West Virginia and the rest of our national constituents that this will be a hostile environment."

Bob Marcum "Being in it as long as I have, I know a few people."

Bob Pruett If Randy Moss isn't the best player in the country, then Popeye don't eat spinach.

ESPN: What's your plan for handling East Carolina?
Bob Pruett: Score points and keep them from scoring

Quotes from the man we call Sonny
Quicker than a hiccup
When Moby Dick was a minnow
Sometimes your the bug and sometimes your the windshield
Looks like a facemask on the defense, which is pretty rare
I have powers!
Does Howdy Doody have a wooden fanny?
James Williams was so quick he could turn off the light and be in bed before it got dark.
Bobby doesn't exercise much...in fact...if you see Bobby Pruett runnin' down the road, call the police...'cause I guarantee ya.... somebody's chasin' him....
We just folded our tent, Frank...we folded our tent so fast we smothered everybody in the stadium" (Randle being interviewed by Frank Giardina back in '83 after a big loss to William " Mary).

Quotes from Herald-Dispatch sports writer Ernie Salvatore
Down curtain. Up lights. Bring on the Rockettes
unsteady tornados are the onliest kinda monsoons for meeee!
Well, there is a catch, The cheerleaders haven't responded to the invitation. Probably been too busy studying or resting their aching bones and joints.
But don't get ME wronng, friennnds, an unfaced beard is the onliest kinda suffering for meeee!"

General Humor

If any kid comes to my house for Halloween dressed up as West Virginia Power mascot �Gusty,� he will NOT get candy.
- Doug Smock / Charleston Gazette

Q: What's the difference between corn flakes and the Toledo Rockets?
A: Corn flakes belong in a bowl.

Definition of an optimist:
A Western Michigan fan waiting at the airport for the Broncos to return from winning the MAC Championship.

What did the Kent State AD always get on his final exams in college?
Drool.

Three men die, and they are in heaven before St. Peter. St. Peter questioned each man:
St. Peter (to the first man): What is your IQ?
First man: 210.
St. Peter: Wow! That's really high, maybe we should discuss the Theory of Relativity sometime.
St. Peter (to the second man): What is your IQ?
Second man: 170.
St. Peter: Well, that is also good, maybe we could discuss the fundamentals of Quantum Mechanics sometime.
St. Peter (to the third man): What is your IQ?
Third man: 70.
St. Peter: Well... How about those Louisville Cardinals?

What's the difference between the Buffalo Bulls and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Did you hear that the MAC is bringing in a team from Alaska?
The Arctic Chokes.

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